why i am starting a blog

Mostly because when I read an awesome blogs I find myself saying "I could totally do that!" Then I think of all the things I could write about, like my little sister's song "Ode to a Pickle" or how awesome it would be to date a unicorn (wait... oatmeal already did that one). 

damn. 

then i realize that i don't really like capital letters and punctuation is questionable, and people will mock me.

bring it on, mock away. but i have a blog now, so you can bite it.