about beth

These "about me" pages always confuse me in a "I'm annoyed so I'll avoid thinking about it" kind of way. I either want to write about four words, imbued with as much snark as possible, or some pseudo-serious list of my various (and completely irrelevant) "accomplishments." I'm thinking that you guys probably have better things to do with your time, so I'll just put some random things in a list.


i make really good ham sandwiches
i'm married to a girl
dogs are required equipment for raising children
i've written and deleted fourteen things on this line and am giving up
i like cats WAY too much (really I wanted to list this first, but made myself put it farther down)

...i'll come back to this. I'm annoyed so I think I'll avoid it.

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